Kyle

A chubby gamer who can’t get a girlfriend and is always simpin he likes to think he’s a hype beast when he’s flexing his dads money.

Little timmy your dad is overweight and single is his name Kyle?

by NO_Simpin_kings June 17, 2020

kylee

Kylee is a good person and will always make you laugh, has a all over the place personality and that a good thing. her name means boomerang in a different language so if you throw her off a building she will come back! she loves animals and is creative.is just overall a weird person in a good way and will sacrifice anything for her friends and can be scary at times but that never really shows.

"hey i have a friend i want you to meet"
"ok'
"this is kylee"

by HotHeAd246OwO July 9, 2020

Kyle

kyle is one of a kind. not always in the best way. since he has learned the lesson of the high ground, he has come to realize that no one should underestimate his power because he is secretly the best vigilante out there and can make your death look like an accident. Although he doesn’t need the high ground because we all know he would still win lightsaber duals. he is a good vigilante because of his idol, the one and only Batman. once you come across a kyle you have to say the magic words in order to gain his respect. lucky for you, it could be one of two things; “The Return Of The Jedi is the best Star Wars movie” or just start rapping the rap verses to cleaning out my closet, because everyone knows the chorus(you dumb fucks thinking you are real fans). Kyle is also not very social, he has three super close friends and a few other alright ones. never underestimate a kyle like I said before, he can kill you before he could even blink, and is the best vigilante to ever walk the earth. and as though he didn’t sound perfect enough- he also has a 11in peen.”

Kyle is great

by PøRń$täR July 24, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is usually small loves his energy drinks and footy cards, he cheats on fortnite but very loving and beautiful

Wow Kyle is an absolute fucking unit on the footy field

by AaronBirtha August 31, 2020

Kyle

2020 in a nutshell. Anything that possibly could have gone wrong did.

the literally is so unlikely to get a gf, must be a kyle!!

by Kyle Bansraj October 1, 2020

Kyle

Crackhead piece of shit

Look at that price of shit, he must be a kyle

by Skjejsnan October 21, 2019

Kyle

A bosses pet, sucks the occasional cock to stay under the wing. Can often be found driving a clapped out Z71 spittin baccer chew, operator of a shovel and sits on toilets before removing the plunger.

Man that guy Kyle ain’t done shit all day

by The lout October 25, 2019