jew jacking

A STINGY HAND JOB

MARIA WAS JEW JACKING ME BY ONLY USING TWO FINGERS WHEN RUBBING ME OUT

by lebo86 March 7, 2017

spittin' jew

speaking jewish.

yo, you spit jew?

yeah of course im kosher, so stop kaveching on me.

hey, daniel, isaac is spittin' jew.

by SpittingKosher February 23, 2009

jew licker

someone who licks jews

Person 1:my dad is such a jew licker
Person 2: Really? SO IS MINE!

by MarsMilk August 14, 2021

Jew salad

The string like hair hanging from a Jews hat

Hey Mike !! Look at the jew salad on that jew !

by Major toasty May 30, 2018

jew glue

Jew glue- adhesive used to hold a JEWISH YARMULKES on their heads on windy days.

Hey Howard do you have any jew glue with you today?

by Kikey the kike October 9, 2017

jew juicer

A mixer specifically for the making of Jew juice and/or smoothie

I'm feeling down, some Jew juice is sure to cheer me up. Good thing I have a Jew juicer.

by DanTheLittleMan May 21, 2016

jew tree

1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.

2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.

When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.

by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016