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Jacob Sartorius

More like "Jacob saggytits". He is possibly the worst, cringy kid to become famous. When his "fangirls" are screaming for him
Fangirl: OMG I love Jacob Sartorius

Me: I fuckin give up with this world 😑
by Futurenese November 2, 2016
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Jacob

Jacob is very very romantic and he is a very loving person. He is kind hearted, a fighter and a lover. He falls for girls easy but gets over them well.

never scared of anybody and loves loves loves sports. Jacob is perfect in every single way. He's a gentleman, he's smart, funny, incredibly gorgeous, silly, and mature. He knows just what to say and just when to say it and is the kind of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with. Every time you look at him your heart stops beating and you cant breath and then he looks at you and suddenly your heart is going a mile a minute and you're breathing so hard you're afraid that your chest may explode. He's an angel. As was said before, Jacob loves sports, the girls also love him because of his athleticism, Jacob plays many sports and he is a sports fanatic. Jacob does it all and gets the girls.
by Dhuin February 1, 2017
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Jacob

Honestly one of the best people and the best friends. Will fall for many girls but only loves one. Usually likes there to be an A in the first or last name. Will annoy the living crap out of you but loves you to death. Most likely to lie a lot. He doesnt have many girl friends or girlfriends so if you are one of his close girl friend just take into consideration that he probably likes you.
XXX: Why is she hanging out with Jacob all he does is LIE
JJJ: Because they are friends
XXX: But he doesnt have many friends, he probably likes her
by AHHHH MADLY IN LOVE April 19, 2017
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Karl Jacobs

Karl is the HOTTEST person on earth. He plays minecraft with his friends on twitch. He is obsessed with DREAM, and falls out of his chair all the time.
"Have you heard of Karl Jacobs before?"
"No."
"WHAT THE HONK?! HE IS THE MOST HOTTEST ON EARTH!"
by Wigbee December 8, 2020
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Jacob Sartorius

by Do The Mario March 6, 2017
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soft jacob

During intercourse with a female who has more relaxed vaginal muscles than usual (i.e. loose), one removes one's penis from said vagina, turns around, and drops a hefty log of fecal matter directly into the gaping hole of the loose vagina. After doing so, one continues to pummel this fecal matter into the back of the female's vagina until it creates a hymen-like barrier to the uterus, though this act should not be used as a contraceptive method.
Hi Jon, how are you?
Great, Mike. I just performed a soft jacob on a filthy hooker.
by lhalman September 20, 2008
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jacob sartorius

a talentless 12 year old that got famous from making bad musical.lys and trying way too hard. all the nine year old girls love him, for some reason.
nine year old girl: omG!!! JACob saRTORIUS IS sO HAWT!13!!!2!7!1!!
other ppersonn: wtf he's twelve? and he doesn't even do anything?
by yumplacenta June 29, 2016
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