1)THE BEST MUSIC ON EARTH!! i dunno what the hell is up up with everyone thinkin that its all just a buncha stupid cowboys singin about pointless things! Its accually somthing that NORMAL people can relate to. Hell if it wasnt for country music, life would stop, cus this is the music that keeps the whole damn world goin!
2)I aint sayin gotta listen to it, but you sures hell had better not be plannin on walkin up to a country boy in yir gangster clothes and tellin him country music sucks, because you shurs hell aint gonna come outta that in one solid piece.
2)I aint sayin gotta listen to it, but you sures hell had better not be plannin on walkin up to a country boy in yir gangster clothes and tellin him country music sucks, because you shurs hell aint gonna come outta that in one solid piece.
1) (world is spinning just fine) "Awoohoo aw play somthin..." (country music stops and world stops too)
2) Ganster: "Yo, your music sucks!"
Cowboy: "What the?" WHACK!
Ganster: "........"
Cowboy: Shrugs an walks away
2) Ganster: "Yo, your music sucks!"
Cowboy: "What the?" WHACK!
Ganster: "........"
Cowboy: Shrugs an walks away
by BarrelRunninCowgirl May 17, 2006
Get the country musicmug. dont lie, the little redneck in all of us begs for country music, haha.
Country music is aggravating, but as with many forms of music, its halfway decent when you are straight drunk.
Country music is aggravating, but as with many forms of music, its halfway decent when you are straight drunk.
by Hassell April 21, 2005
Get the country musicmug. A country mile is the longest distance someone is willing to walk.
This saying originated in the Australian outback, where until the late 1970s cars were few and the distance between one town and the next was several, or possibly hundreds of miles away. If you didn't have a car, or even a horse, you'd have to walk to wherever you wanted to go.
This saying originated in the Australian outback, where until the late 1970s cars were few and the distance between one town and the next was several, or possibly hundreds of miles away. If you didn't have a car, or even a horse, you'd have to walk to wherever you wanted to go.
Bill: "hand me the remote will ya John?"
John:"ugh, it's a country mile away! Besides I just sat down."
John:"ugh, it's a country mile away! Besides I just sat down."
by Jurielectric April 20, 2021
Get the Country Milemug. The lowest form or human intelligence. The very worst "genre of music". Probably what killed Stephen Hawkings.
by MasterSneaky May 10, 2018
Get the Country Rapmug. by Ghetto boy February 8, 2005
Get the Country boymug. 
A ‘sport’ in which the participants torture themselves by running and nothing else. Consists of girls with no ass and thicc homosexual boys, all of which are masochists
Person 1: “dayuum those cross country runners lookin thicc af today”
Person 2: “the fuck you mean not a single one of them has an ass”
Person 1: “nah bro you gotta look at the guys’ team. I want a slice of their cake”
Person 2: “the fuck you mean not a single one of them has an ass”
Person 1: “nah bro you gotta look at the guys’ team. I want a slice of their cake”
by Homiesexual Masochist March 17, 2021
Get the Cross Countrymug.