the don of detroit

The Heads of the Detroit Mafia, controlling all Detroit gang activity

The Don of Detroit sent me to the south to bring more members.

by Anonymous7783 May 07, 2021

Detroit One Way

Not stopping at red lights, after dark, in Detroit.

Honey, be home by 10pm take the Detroit One Way and get home safe.

by FireStud169 December 03, 2024

Detroit Roll

When you work extra hard to get that promotion.

Hey bob did you get that promotion at work. I better have since I gave my boss the Detroit Roll.

by Promotion March 16, 2023

Detroit Door Prize

Wiping soiled toilet paper on a bathroom stall door as a surprise for the next guest. Not to be confused with a “Detroit Door Stop”which is a pile of feces that jams a door open.

After blowing a grip of coke I ran to the stall to take a shit and did not realize I got a Detroit Door prize til I swiped right on my smart phone and saw the shit streak

by Hot Dog Goblin November 18, 2017

detroit hoist

The process of lifting another person using their lower genitals as an anchor point. Usually to remove them from the premises, esp. if they are already naked.

"This bitch refused to leave, so I had to Detroit hoist her out out of bed and out the door."

by Asdf Asdfovich August 21, 2017

Detroit Discount

1. Stealing an item from any retail location (generally theft under a thousand dollars), and barely getting away with it or being caught in the process. Arrest generally ensues.

Derek: So how did Daquan get that new TV for his friends?
Andrew: Oh he got it with a Detroit Discount.

by PriestOfChinChin October 12, 2017

Detroit Catholic Central

Detroit Catholic Central is that prestigious all-boys school where the "brotherhood" is so tight, they were all probably raised in the same basement.. Their athletic program is a well-oiled machine, pumping out future college stars like it's their day job, but in reality they are only D1 at stealing your girl. Their Class of 2025? Well, they’re already rewriting the playbook on greatness, not just in sports, but in everything they do. From dominating the field to “accidentally” stealing your girl with a single smile, these guys are just built different—rumor has it, the world’s not ready for them. Also, if you’re wondering where your girl went, there’s a good chance she’s being "recruited" for their version of the team.

Girl: So, you're still going to Catholic Central?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. He’s all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. I’ll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.

by ccbigboy December 09, 2024