Here's the thing,

The single greatest opening of a persuasive statement or rebuttal. Also if used correctly an effective Jedi mind trick.

Persuasive statement:
(person 1)"Here's the thing, you should go buy me a Pepsi."(note no question mark so it cannot be refused)(person 2)"Uh, ok."

Rebuttal:
(person 1)"You should move the couch over there on that wall."(person 2) "Well I like it there just fine." (person 1") "But if you move it there you can put the coffee table there, and then i can put my sewing table there!"(person 2)"Here's the thing, No."

by suitonhim May 1, 2014

not here to pick cotton

not here to pick cotton is a sentence said by a slave shortly before being beaten

black man: im not here to pick cotton

white man: GET PICKIN NIGA

by joshclark756 October 7, 2021

Hey *name here*, no fighting

Originated on AnimatorX forums where most noobs came on and were a complete douche, and fought abotut he ranks.

Noob: 'HEY GUISE :3'
Admin: 'Hey *name here*, no fighting'

by Wispulator December 4, 2010

we out here poppin xan

Doing drugz like your life depends in it.

Leo: hey bruv, what cha doin?
Drew: ay fam, we out here poppin xan

by Jecker_ September 20, 2018

It's Not Me Here

An expression used as an excuse when in a location that may be compromising or embarassing.

"Hello <winks> It's Not Me Here!"

by C January 10, 2004

Who do you know here, baby?

what you say when a baby rudely tries to get into a party they were not invited to.

*sees baby*

“Who do you know here, Baby?”

by itsjustmeg April 1, 2019

the nice guy here 567

A 13 year old named Lachlan Tweedie from Charters Towers, Australia who runs a YouTube channel by the same name. A comedic, entertaining and overall nice person who makes mostly content from the video game company Nintendo, as he does reviews, let's plays, showcases, skits/sketches and much more.

Person 1: You know the nice guy here 567?
Person 2: Yeah I know him, he's a real nice guy if you know what I mean.

by the nice guy here 567 April 17, 2019