hello

A word used to introduce yourself.

Hello, my dear random person.

by ksjs January 5, 2016

hello

to get someone's attention

So, what do you think about this?
*wait for a minute*
HELLO?
*if no response, you have lost them"

by aaaay January 25, 2018

Hello

A fucking penis being eaten by a crow with a dog licking your dick with peanut butter on it

Ew are you doing hello?

by Bobel August 5, 2019

hello

its a fucking greeting you fucking dumb shit get with the program

your mom says hello to her old bf in high school ....5 mins later :NYA! HARDER HARDER!!!

by henloidontOdinrobloxsorry December 20, 2019

hello kitty

the most common type of sleep paralysis demon. also in some mediterranean areas it is used as very offensive curse word. it's very dangerous

AHHH IT'S HELLO KITTY

by sir Charles Shrek the 1st July 18, 2020

hello internet

*dan leans into screen* hi. my name is *cups hands* dan
dan howell’s first youtube video

whenever dan is shown hello internet, he cringes

by B0WT13S January 4, 2021

Why Hello John

A sketch comedy group from New York City that known for their ability to make awful material that is still marketable.

Chad: "Did you see the new Why Hello John video?"
Terry: "The who video?
Chad: "Why Hello John, they did the Saxing PSA video"
Chad: "I went home in a rage and struck my wife because that video was so bad.

by Ain't no shabby cabbie May 26, 2011