Tyrone: yo Carl have u played Fortnite recently
Carl: Tyrone commit Fortnite is the gayest copy of pubg with totally unrealistic grafics that make it look like Tom and Jerry. The way people think the game is good when they clearly copied minecraft survival games but added building and guns. The recent season 7 update added planes and it just ruined the game. I broke my keyboard when I got put under the map when getting off a plane. Zip lines just mess up your perfect landing. In conclusion Fortnite is the ga..
Tyrone: shut up carl and answer my question.
Carl: Tyrone commit Fortnite is the gayest copy of pubg with totally unrealistic grafics that make it look like Tom and Jerry. The way people think the game is good when they clearly copied minecraft survival games but added building and guns. The recent season 7 update added planes and it just ruined the game. I broke my keyboard when I got put under the map when getting off a plane. Zip lines just mess up your perfect landing. In conclusion Fortnite is the ga..
Tyrone: shut up carl and answer my question.
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I personally enjoy this game. And I'm sick and tired of people trying to inflate their ego by jumping on the Fortnite hate bandwagon.
Those same people go too far and bash people who like it, as well as send death threats to them. And if you are sending death threats towards someone for liking a popular thing, You're obviously a psychopathic douchebag/troll. Let people enjoy what they want. Reddit, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND SUCK A DICK!!!
I personally enjoy this game. And I'm sick and tired of people trying to inflate their ego by jumping on the Fortnite hate bandwagon.
Those same people go too far and bash people who like it, as well as send death threats to them. And if you are sending death threats towards someone for liking a popular thing, You're obviously a psychopathic douchebag/troll. Let people enjoy what they want. Reddit, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND SUCK A DICK!!!
Me: Let's go and play some Fortnite.
Brother: Hell Yeah!!!
Some Reddit Elitist Douchebag: YoU ShOuLdN't PlAY FoRtNiTe BeCaUsE It'S FoR BaBiEs!!!
Me and my bro: Ok graphics whore. Go fornicate with your graphics card while we go and have fun with some 3rd person action.
Redditor: (Goes Ballistic And Tries To Kill Us Because We Insulted Him)
Me: (Pulls Out $19 Fortnite Card) THE POWER OF FORTNITE COMPELS YOU!!!
Redditor: AAAAUGH!!! I'M MELTING!!! OH WHAT A WORLD!!!
Me: Don't worry bro. We're safe from that psychopathic douchebag.
Brother: Hell Yeah!!!
Some Reddit Elitist Douchebag: YoU ShOuLdN't PlAY FoRtNiTe BeCaUsE It'S FoR BaBiEs!!!
Me and my bro: Ok graphics whore. Go fornicate with your graphics card while we go and have fun with some 3rd person action.
Redditor: (Goes Ballistic And Tries To Kill Us Because We Insulted Him)
Me: (Pulls Out $19 Fortnite Card) THE POWER OF FORTNITE COMPELS YOU!!!
Redditor: AAAAUGH!!! I'M MELTING!!! OH WHAT A WORLD!!!
Me: Don't worry bro. We're safe from that psychopathic douchebag.
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