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Dylan

A complete asshole! An annoying as FUCK kid that will piss you off without even trying. A total bitch and enjoys looking at sex memes online. If you’ve got a Dylan in your life, try and kick him out!
Kid 1: Man, I hate Dylan! He is such an asshole!
Kid 2: Yeah, why, excactly, is he alive?
Kid 1: Who knows? Too bad he is alive. Dylan should be dead by now.
by Lil’ Angel Gal May 31, 2018
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Dylan

GIANT COCK, white dinosaur, likes to say *rawer*XD, loves to role play, might be transgender, like loli hentia and boku no pico, likes to tongue kiss girls named Hanna. Might suck your Dick for 5 dollars.
Guy:Hey Dylan.
Dylan: 10 bucks ill let you put you Dick in my ass.
by Xanderpander7 July 31, 2017
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Dylan

Amazing hard working person the hottest guy you will ever meet The funniest guy In your class the one cracking Lots of jokes
Dylan will you be my boyfriend ?
by Posideonseagod September 20, 2018
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Dylan

Dylan is the most retarded guy you will ever meet. Dylan is creepy. Dylan loves his sister/cousin in a weird way. Also most Dylan’s you meet sick at everything they try to do.
Oh gosh why is he looking at his sister like that,” said Gavin. “Oh his name must be Dylan,” said Eli.
by Gavin Pruett January 14, 2019
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Dylan

A guy who never shuts the fuck up. Makes you wanna die at every interaction you make with him. No actual humor or personality in this vessel. Just a husk and a waste of gods precious time and savings
Guy 1: Hey is that DYLAN
Me: hope he dies in a fire
by Niggaweinerman March 15, 2019
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Dylan

Mostly an idiot and normally tall and white. Has a tiny dick and is ugly. Usually look highly upon themself.
by Person50000 November 6, 2018
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Dylan

Dylan is asian fag that has a shrimp penis and has a car and 700 cats and dogs in hia trunk to eat
FUCK DYLAN ATE MY DOG AND CAT FUCK FUCK FUCK
by Dog and cat eater June 2, 2019
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