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Carson

Everyone: Carson is such a bitch
Carson: yeah
Everyone: Shut the fuck up no one asked you
by CJP503 April 28, 2022
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Space Console Operator

a. A term often used to refer to a person who has just been released from Basic Military Training, and then proceeds to be placed in charge of all operations in a multi-billion dollar installation. Preferably while the rest of his or her "seasoned" crew sleeps.

b. A person who counts the number of objects flying over head in outer space, while attempting to ignore the b-movie marathon that is going on in the background.

Note: Once a Space Console Operator has developed enough knowledge to not fail at his or her job, they are ready immediately to be placed in a less taxing position where there focus can be placed on more entertaining sorts of things, like card games and naps.
Oh look a 352 piece break up! Let's go take a nap, watching the Space Console Operator work always makes me so tired.
by The Fallen Charly March 6, 2011
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carson the fuckboy

A person who lies to there friend
“He’s such a Carson”. Total Carson the fuckboy
by Smartstfrancisgirls January 30, 2018
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Carson

A person whose dick is less than 3 centimeters.
His penis looks like Carson’s.
by Lofus69 May 7, 2018
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Carson

He's really desperate. He can be a pervert! He wants to fuck me 'cause I'm senpai ;) ~ Nadia~Senpai
OMG CARSON RAPED MY CHICKEN! D:
by KISSMYASSBITCHES September 2, 2018
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Carson

Carson is an idiot but can be really funny
Carson: ligma

Random dude: ligma what
Carson: ligma balls!!!!!!
by Carson90 January 10, 2019
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queer's consort

Noun, a woman a gay man kisses when drunk. The partner of a queen but not a king. Thus a consort
She fancies herself as a fag hag, but she doesn't have the natural flair. She's more of a queer's consort
by Princess Buddah November 19, 2013
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