Closet Slut

closet slut- (n) a male, or female, who upholds a model citizen type exterior but whose true identity is that of a common slut.

"Jennine is such a sweet girl."

"Yeah, but you should have seen her at the party last night. Apparently, she had a crazy threesome with Mykel and Frank. What a closet slut."

by redhoop14 February 1, 2010

National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu

Stop making your “national days” over actual real national days that celebrate soldiers and real holidays,

Hey did you hear about that National Day?
Yeah people are stupid
National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu

by LilCoochie September 25, 2019

Closet Nazi

A person who is a nazi but doesn't like to admit it. Nazi in nature and mentality but not openly in public.

I never knew he hated jews that much, I guess hes a closet nazi.

by Kleezmaa January 30, 2005

closet punk

1. Someone who dress like punk when by them selves or with other punkers but doesnt do it to show the punk love

2. A Song by DRI

1. Johnny says he likes punk, but hes just a closet punk

2.You think your real cool
Starting fights at school
And writing stupid lines like "Anarchy Rules"
You don't even know what anarchy is
You never will and you never did
You're a closet punk
You closet punk

by K-Swiss! September 10, 2007

very very close friend

what you call your boyfriend/girlfriend when you dont want other people to know.

K: So brian and me were-
S: your very very close friend brian?
K: hahah. yes...

by Zrrrr April 24, 2008

Closet Homosexual

A person who is either A: Someone who is gay or bisexual and afraid to show it in public or B: Gay and tries to hide it by calling other people gay to seem 'cool' (straight).

A: Ben had always been a closet homosexual, but was afraid to tell anyone close to him.

B: Closet homosexual who is being crushed by the notion that being gay is bad: Dude, your so gay. Stop being gay, you fag.

by Havoc teh Raven April 23, 2006

closet case

A man of homosexual orientation who is afraid to come clean due to iminent humiliation and beating

Jim's so deep in the closet he's finding Christmas presents

by timmy2dope April 27, 2005