National text your October 2025 canon event

On April 19, you MUST text your October 2025 canon event. This is probably a failed talking stage knowing most of ygs can't get to a relationship or even a situationship. This holiday could also be applicable to other years other than 2025, such as 2024, 2023, 2022, etc.

person 1: Bro it's National text your October 2025 canon event, that means WE have to text our canon events!!!

person 2: bro that's not a real holiday

person 1: yeah but this is like the perfect excuse

person 2: HOLY SHITTTT UR RIGHT

by jordanparker99 March 16, 2026

Ms. Caponetti

She died for our sins. She is the mother ship of English teachers. She laces her cookies with steroids to help her students pass her tests, because even she knows that they are impossible. Best teacher to ever be conceived but she will SQUASH your gpa. Everytime you think you are safe you are wrong, Ms. Cap is there. But have no fear, the writing engraved on your tombstone will be properly indented, double spaced, 12-point Times new Roman, and cited in MLA format.

MHS 2023-2024 Cap classes are goated forever and always 🔥

God Speed Ms. Caponetti, and RIP her students

“Hey who is your English teacher?” “Ms. Caponetti.” “Oh brother you are cooked as freak”

“What did you get on Ms. Caponettis test?” “7%!!!” “OH MY GOD YOURE SO LUCKY!!!”

by jester_ June 13, 2024