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brachyphallic

having short penis.
My husband is brachyphallic.
by Jacae Wylians December 10, 2025
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brachyphallus

My husband has a brachyphallus.
by Jacae Wylians December 10, 2025
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Backyard

Low to medium quality weed. Typically grown in someone's backyard without the proper equipment to produce a higher quality plant.
"Yo, you got some weed on you?" "Yea...but its backyard if you still want it".
by Dman4Life December 20, 2025
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Backyard Burger

The backyard burger is an unconventional sex act. First step, you've gotta get your dick all cheesy with foreskin cheese. Let it crust, and don't wash it for weeks. Next, get a consenting woman on her period, and have intercourse in your backyard. When you finish, you've completed the backyard burger: cheesy meat, mayo, and ketchup in the buns. If you prefer, feel free to sprinkle in some grass. And there's your backyard burger.
Man 1: Me and my gf had a fire backyard burger last night.

Man 2: Oh really? What do you put in it?
Man 1: An unwashed penis
by big dihh randy December 31, 2025
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crack bracket

like tax bracket, the level of a crack head, a very low level.
"She looked like she was in the crack bracket."
by $DANNY_DOLLAR$ October 18, 2008
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Flash-backy

A feeling that overcomes you as you read old blog posts from days of yore, like 2 months ago. A warm sensation of nostalgia for the good old days.
have been reading his old Myspace blog posts. And it is weird and flash-backy.
by m4alloy March 25, 2010
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Sex bracket

the numerical category of sexual partners one has had, which usually coincides with the peace of mind one feels in fucking someone of a similar level of sluttiness.
Complimentary to the monetary system, If one finds ones self in a sexual relationship with a partner in a significantly lower 'sex bracket', one may be taxed emotionally by guilt and resentment. This will not usually be enough to end said relationship it will ultimately result in a slow degradation of its quality and usually drag out into a year of misery.
by starinsideahumansuit October 5, 2010
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