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Ben is a ugly person that has a average iq of 0 if you meet him you will wish you were dead he is annoying person will ruin your life. He try’s to be funny but he isn’t he thinks he’s cool but he actually is the most unpopular person in the school. He makes stupid choices he is a boy scout and people think he is lame because he is in boy scouts he try’s to be better than his friends but he’s not because he doesn’t have friends.
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Pizza looking motherfucker who loves solitaire and the band Benfolds because the name is Ben.
Are you winning Ben?
Shut up Ben you stupid faggot.
Cool Ben.
BEN!
by DefinitelynotLachy September 12, 2019
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ben is a gay faggot. he also has a really weird face. normy heck
Girl one: hey look its ben.
Girl two: oh i love that gay faggot.
girl three: normy heck.
Girl four: hes so fricking hecky.
Girl five: wow im number 5.
by imkindalonely September 27, 2019
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He is big gay. Dates only boys. He talks about his big pp but only wants to see yours.
by INoGay August 1, 2019
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Mediocre in every regard - generally seen as slightly worse than anyone named Felix.

Unimpressive.
Girl 1: "Hey I'm dating that Ben guy"
Girl 2: "Well that's underwhelming. I've landed myself a Felix"
Girl 1: "Lucky!"
by theinfernoi September 10, 2019
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A word used by many teachers when Ben is messing with Kelly's hair and he won't stop being an eight year old prick.

What to do when handling with a Ben is to grab them behind the ear and staple a hole threw the ear lobe.

Another way to shut up a fucking stupid ass eight year old prick is to hit a pressure point of theirs and make them drop dead asleep.
I fucking hate Ben.

Ben sit the fuck down!!

Ben.. no..

Wh.. why???? BEN GIVE ME THE FUCKING PAINT BRUSH

I wish I had cancer instead of a student named Ben.
by DepressedTeachers March 22, 2018
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ben is often times a fucking loser. ben will probably live with his mom, in a college dorm, or be homeless. ben will forever be alone and probably takes it up the ass. ben has 0 self esteem.
“Oh, is that ben?” “Yea, he’s a fucking asshole!”
by Ben_Kaluzny986 May 23, 2018
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