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P(l)ants

The definition for plants who got that extra swagger. They may be a drip(py)leaf, or a fungi. The scientific term for these is {plantaeus drippius}.
I grow lots of p(l)ants.
by P(l)anter December 12, 2022
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Ant

Noun; kankles. A man with a drunken sloth-like appearance. Is a horrible person. Smells of PBR and river water. Spawned from a peice-of-shit devil worshipping mother. Is a failiure. Is one of the worst people you will ever meet. Try not smell this person or look into their soul-less eyes. Probably has a baby mom that gets ridden hard and put away wet by an entire city. Will die of cancer.
"Look at that dumpster diving bum, looks like an Ant."

"Is ant smoking cigarette filters out of the public ashtrays again?"
by Fetuseaterbabykiller December 26, 2016
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Ant

A small monster that will one day rule over the world. While your sleeping, they crawl on your still body and take a nibble. Do you ever feel itchy after waking up? That's why. One day we will be completely consumed by ants
Man I'm getting eaten alive by these ants.
by Jenleya July 31, 2017
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