Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.
Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"
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Taylor Alison Swift is the best songwriter in the whole world.
Deserves all the awards she was given and nominated for.
K*nye is just an asshole who interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMA's in 2009.
He's also the dick who claimed he made Taylor famous, but in reality his sped ass
interrupted her WHILE she was literally accepting the VMA award.
Who made who famous?
Taylor made Kanye's mf ass famous. Period.
Taylor Alison Swift is the best songwriter in the whole world.
Deserves all the awards she was given and nominated for.
K*nye is just an asshole who interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMA's in 2009.
He's also the dick who claimed he made Taylor famous, but in reality his sped ass
interrupted her WHILE she was literally accepting the VMA award.
Who made who famous?
Taylor made Kanye's mf ass famous. Period.
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my friend: who are you listening to?
me: taylor swift
my friend: who's she?
me: the music industry, if you do not know who she is you literally lived under a rock
me: taylor swift
my friend: who's she?
me: the music industry, if you do not know who she is you literally lived under a rock
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ARTPOP and Speak Now stan
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#1 Plastic Doll and The Edge of Glory stan
ARTPOP and Speak Now stan
artsy hoe
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