Long De

a scrub that isn’t good in anything.

This guy is a Long De

by Ilovestudying June 6, 2018

moby long

That big ass dildo that every girl is dreaming of.

"Babe I wish my dick was as big as your mom's Moby Long, but I still love you."

by Quinton S March 19, 2018

Long Soup

Long Soup is when after giving a blow job she does not spit or swallow but dribbles his semen out of her mouth as far as possible before slurping it back up again

Damn, I gave the best head last night and even made Long Soup, he loved it!

by ethanlynch October 23, 2020

Long dog

To get screwed over, or Bogarted

I got long dogged at the DMV because I didn't fill out the forms properly

by Long_dog July 31, 2022

long as shit

Insinuation referring to something longer than 8" Or lasting longer than 1 hour

That girls hair is long as shit.
That meeting was long as shit.

by Alangilly January 22, 2016

Long-Dolphin

A Sex position where it’s a train of oral sex

“Let me hit it in long-dolphin”

by saladboy1234 February 26, 2021

the long sell

A scheme, trick or a practical joke that may take days, weeks and sometimes years to accomplish. Usually done with bad intentions. Very few people have the unimaginable self discipline that it takes to perpetuate this ongoing charade.

In "there's something about Mary," the long sell pulled off by Norm, the pizza delivery guy is quite impressive. By pretending to have a broken back and using crutches day in and day out he is able to get up close and personal with her as his chiropractor. The count of Monte cristo holds the record for the longest sell in history...20 years.

by gator777 October 25, 2014