Bryan

(n.) Synonymous to Hokmultiverse

Wow! Look at Bryan! He is the Messiah of mankind! Bow to the saviour, orz to the Hokmultiverse!

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Bryan

So basically a kid with a huge dick...

person 1: so you with Bryan now, good luck

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The act of taking an enormous bite of something.

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A short king with tall energy. Bryan speaks like he’s 6’4”, but reality keeps him closer to the Earth—probably for spiritual grounding. Highly intelligent, suspiciously wise, and always one emotional spark away from launching into a passionate TED Talk no one asked for. Basically, a modern-day Napoleon who’s into chakras.

Bryan is constantly talking about “the energies”—whether it’s the vibe in the room, the full moon, or why your third eye is blocked from eating too many Hot Cheetos. He might be small in stature, but he’s big on sage, opinions, and dramatic exits.

“Bryan walked in, said the energy was off, dropped a quote from Lao Tzu, and left. Didn’t even grab his coffee. Classic Bryan.”

by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025

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