London bridge

The act of two men joining their sexual organs at the glans of their penis, then covering their penises with baby oil.

Harry Clarke then proceeds to stroke the penises in unison until the men indicate the need to ejaculate.

Just before the moment of ejaculation both men separate causing their penises raise like the London bridge, while violently ejaculating over each other.

Dad: Do you want to London bridge tonight ?
Daughter: Dad I don’t have a cock
Dad: Oh yeah, fancy a bum instead?

by Lols6666 April 24, 2024

London

London is a great friend, a beautiful girl and smart girl, she can be shy but shes really funny and clumsy once you get to know her, shes a great gf and great friend she picks the right audience to be around, and has a very good fashion sense.

: Hey i met this girl today and shes perfect!
: Is her name london?

: How did you know

by Daa~~~_n July 9, 2021

London Girl

A London girl is an aspiring loser, typically from Kent (because people from Kent like to call themselves Londoners because there's a fast commuting train), with good looks who is capable of cadging money off rich, successful, much older Londoners.

Lucie is such a La la la London girl, she’s managed to go on holiday yet again to Greece again after cadging her airfare from a software consultant from London

by VapourTrail May 13, 2024

oli london

oli london is a disgusting idiot who thinks they're park jimin.

person 1: "have you heard oli london's new song?"
person 2: "yeah it's absolute shit."

by reddoodle April 16, 2022

London Bridge

A double stacked Eiffel Tower. One group standing on the shoulders of the other.

My night was so wild it ended in a London bridge with some circus performers.

by Wasilla87 June 18, 2023

Oli London

A mentally ill British man who wants to look like BTS's Jimin but failing miserably because he has no Korean ancestry. He has spent easily over $1,000 on these dumb plastic surgeries, but yet, how does he know he looks "Korean"? He does not. lmao

Oli London, just stop.

by anonymous200020 May 28, 2022

London

Sexiest man to ever live. He is christian like and is very good at sports and very smart.

Women- Dang I just talked to London he is so cute
Other women- I know

by Lndonhj February 4, 2020