The Unholy Goofy Ahhness

The Unholy Goofy Ahhness is a common symptom of being friends with entity - 69420 ‘Kairav’. It is a dangerous effect leaving the victim in a state of paralysis until they black out. When they wake up they will be almost controlled to roam around being goofy ahh, horny and attempting to enforce goofy ahhness on others. The most dangerous things about these zombies is if there are any females within a 200 mile radius, they will teleport to them and attempt to rizz them up, thus causing them to die of cringe due to the terrible rizz of the kairav zombies.

A case of The Unholy Goofy Ahhness in action

Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in it😏😏😏
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe

by Ovall September 15, 2023

Goofy

A nigga who laugh for 10 fuckin hours and don’t stop

Mane u laughing too much u goofy ass nigga

by King Cudi November 26, 2020

Goofy Goober

When you get pulled over at 9 in the morning on a saturday with meth in your car

“Dawg i just got arrested for possession of meth” “Man, you’re such a goofy goober”

by goofygoober6942069 March 11, 2023

goofy built

A woman, large or small with un-proportional body parts.

Man 1: “Shawty short as hell, with thick thighs, no ass and big titties.”

Man 2: “Man why we keep seeing all these goofy Builts around here”

Man3: “her goofy built ass shaped like a garbage bag”

by LiveTwoFiveHive May 20, 2021

A goofy

This is called a goofy who needs to wake up and get some where in life. They are most likely always talking stupid and never know nothing. But think they do when they try to talk about you. This is Someone who clean people houses for chump change and watch people kids for free

A goofy that thinks he's tough.

by A goofy September 27, 2022

Goofy Glizzard

A derogatory term used to insult bigots by causing confusion and bewilderment in their feeble mind.

Matt: “I sure do have a strong dislike for the homosexuals.”

Maria: “Haha Matt, you’re one goofy glizzard.”
Matt: “What?”

Maria: “I’ve never seen a glizzard goof as hard as you just did!”

by Farmhistorian87 November 15, 2022

Goofy Aah

A word Middle Schoolers use to sound cool and make fun of their classmates

That joke you just said was Goofy Aah

by TeachMrH February 08, 2023