A short king with tall energy. Bryan speaks like he’s 6’4”, but reality keeps him closer to the Earth—probably for spiritual grounding. Highly intelligent, suspiciously wise, and always one emotional spark away from launching into a passionate TED Talk no one asked for. Basically, a modern-day Napoleon who’s into chakras.
Bryan is constantly talking about “the energies”—whether it’s the vibe in the room, the full moon, or why your third eye is blocked from eating too many Hot Cheetos. He might be small in stature, but he’s big on sage, opinions, and dramatic exits.
Bryan is constantly talking about “the energies”—whether it’s the vibe in the room, the full moon, or why your third eye is blocked from eating too many Hot Cheetos. He might be small in stature, but he’s big on sage, opinions, and dramatic exits.
“Bryan walked in, said the energy was off, dropped a quote from Lao Tzu, and left. Didn’t even grab his coffee. Classic Bryan.”
by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025
Get the Bryanmug. by heyhihellogoodmorninggoodnight January 9, 2020
Get the Bryanmug. wokest mf on the block. smokes like a chimney & can pearl a blunt like no other. he is excellent at texting but flakier than frosted flakes when it comes to meet ups.
by emoexgf420 November 3, 2020
Get the Bryanmug. FAIL AT LIFE... 'nuf said
by devine providance February 2, 2008
Get the Big Bryanmug.