Jane: Going out for a Sunday walk? Lucas: Indeed, just as soon as I slip my flesh forks into these fleece-lined walking gloves!
by Extremelybland December 17, 2008
Get the Walking glovesmug. I went over to this guys house and he was a total walk-in closet. His wife came back with shopping bags right as we were finishing up.
by killfukmary October 10, 2014
Get the walk-in closetmug. A incel or neckbeard with the pure purpose of spreading their gross opinions. Typically they smell like onions, have a scruffy neck beard and sterotypically wear a fedora. They're almost wrong 99% of the time and have gross behavior.
Did you see the new kid? Talk about a Walking Fedora.
I think you just found a Walking Fedora.
That person smells like onions! (gagging) Walking Fedora.
I think you just found a Walking Fedora.
That person smells like onions! (gagging) Walking Fedora.
by Regurgitator_9000 February 5, 2021
Get the Walking Fedoramug. Another, more prosaic term for fanboy. Also a clinically documented disease or syndrome, whose symptoms include excessively trying to get friends/family/strangers to partake in a product, espousing the many wonders of said product, and turning into a hell-spawned daemon when someone says that aforementioned product is shit.
by x3y October 18, 2019
Get the walking advertisementmug. When a person walking in the opposite direction as you changes direction when you change direction in an attempt to pass each other but you just end up awkwardly right in front of each other. trying change directions again.
Sorry I'm late, I got stuck in a really long walking limbo with that kid from Spanish with the bad hair.
by Kayleh March 6, 2009
Get the Walking Limbomug. Something unexpectedly badass done by someone not particularly badass, making the deed more unexpected and more badass.
IE: When Pam walked over burning coals in The Office.
IE: When Pam walked over burning coals in The Office.
Bob: Hey, did you see that episode of The Office where Pam did the coal walk?
Debbie: Yeah! She was totally badass! I didn't see it coming.
Dave: Yo! Did you hear Jessica got her nipple pierced?
Jack: Holy shit, for real? But she's like......so innocent! Damn...that's a coal walk!
Emma: Oh my god! Jack told me he loved me last night!
Shannon: Wow, really?
Emma: Yeah, it was so sweet! I totally didn't see it coming!
Shannon: Yeah, what a coal walk!
Debbie: Yeah! She was totally badass! I didn't see it coming.
Dave: Yo! Did you hear Jessica got her nipple pierced?
Jack: Holy shit, for real? But she's like......so innocent! Damn...that's a coal walk!
Emma: Oh my god! Jack told me he loved me last night!
Shannon: Wow, really?
Emma: Yeah, it was so sweet! I totally didn't see it coming!
Shannon: Yeah, what a coal walk!
by dangeridiculous November 7, 2011
Get the Coal Walkmug. The weird wobbling walk one makes when they have to drop a deuce really bad to avoid shitting themselves.
Jim - Why the fuck is Steve you walking like a fairy?
Bob - I'm not sure, I think he's doing the Turd Walk
Bob - I'm not sure, I think he's doing the Turd Walk
by zaq101 September 9, 2006
Get the Turd Walkmug.