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Patrick dempsey

The hottest
The sexiest
The fittest

man on earth.

Mcdreamy >>>>
Patrick dempsey is the most handsome man ever
by Patrick’s wife January 13, 2023
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patrick boobies

by patrick boobies June 16, 2021
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Patrick Statement

A statement that provides little to no importance, leaves the audience in confusion and is usually followed up with, “and then I found $20” to regain some attention to one’s self.
Hey guys! While was driving to work today, I saw this bird flying this morning pretty high in the sky.... and the I found $20! - that is a Patrick statement
by Professional Fur Handler August 25, 2018
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Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.
Yooo let’s get patrick shwavyd lol its lit

I got hella patrick shwavyd at the party last night dude
by Hotterthanatotter December 16, 2019
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Patrick shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born.
Yoooo let’s get Patrick shwavyed lol it’s lit fam
by Frosty the snowman December 16, 2019
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Patrick spray

Noun: the first pee you take after ejaculation from anal sex. “Salt water” (the sea) and a “starfish” (Patrick)
“I’d rather snuggle, but I’ve got to go take a Patrick spray.”

“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.
by Hal2001 April 19, 2023
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