Sock puppet

When a dude steals your socks and sniffs your boxer shorts then deliberately gets busted because your mrs told him it turns her on when guys get busted doing weird shit after being an arsehole to her

Bro my mrs just owned that sock puppet because he got caught with my undies in a bag in his pocket and confessed to stealing them so he can sniff them everytime he gets horny because it makes him nut without touching his wang , look he even signed the confession I have a copy do you want one?

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Sock Puppet

A clitoris that is so droopy that when you're having sex with it, you never get inside. She'll just slap her lips against your shaft.

"Man, that Sock Puppet last night was so gross I puked all over the floor"

by ITGRF May 13, 2013

Perfect puppet

When toxic friends or family try to turn you into what they want you to be by controlling you

You sister is so controlling, she making her own perfect puppet out of you

by Dogggycoms November 2, 2021

Vigilante Sock Puppet

A Vigilante Sock Puppet is where a man rips out his own anus, and as his intestine is hanging out of him, he is forced to use the end of it like a pocket pussy.

Seth Coker, a notorious vigilante known as the Angel of Vengeance, forced a sexual predator to perform the Vigilante Sock Puppet upon himself as retribution for his crimes against the innocent.

by Seth Coker April 22, 2023

gimp sock puppet

The art of a gimp having a hand stuffed into his anus and being ordered to pretend it's a puppet.

As the hand was thrust into his rectum, the newly formed gimp sock puppet was ordered to act like Elmo.

by Twat pringle January 5, 2024

Sock puppet people

People who pretend to be race horse trainers who are fronting for scum bags who can’t get a licenses.

The sock puppet people are taking all the purse money from the real racehorse trainers.

by Squrl November 15, 2023

blood puppets

Hemorrhoids

"Kristi has blood puppets all over her ringo (asshole).

by Ryan Codez February 3, 2009