Little Ivy League

A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”

Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.

by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023

League-J

When one receives a fellatio (or a blowjob) while playing Riot's League of Legends

"Did you hear about Dave's girlfriend?! She totally gave him a League-J after he ganked bot lane!"
"She told me for my birthday that if I hit Silver Rank that she'd give me a League-J."

by llllllbean January 22, 2021

rocket league kid

Stupid idiot who plays nothing but rl/fifa. They have 0 brain and 0 social skills and they have 0 friends, bitches and father

Rl kid: HEATSEEKER IS SUPREME IM BAD AT THE GAME AND I NEED AIMBOT ORJDIDHDISUDH IM A rocket league kid

by Utuddubsushs November 14, 2023

Championd league

when someone writes Champions league wrong.

Has your club even won the championd league?

by City>barcelona March 18, 2022

Don Defence League

DDL is a group of select people who are amping the greatest on earth

“ Isn’t the Don Defence League the best movement in the world.”

by Matthewwantdon March 18, 2021

League of Legends

A piece of shit game that is meant for 12 yr old Koreans to waste their money on.
This game will learn you how to circle jerk with gay Asians that suffer from aids.

Wow, you play League of Legends so you must be a gay faggot who wastes his money on a free to play game.

by XxXSub_Op_MijXXX August 31, 2017

league of legends

salt. very much salt

You: hey, wanna get toxic and salty?

freind: do u mean league of legends ?
You: Yes man

by TheLegend27 OG April 1, 2017