Welcome to Washington

1. A phrase you say to justify conniving, cutthroat actions made by yourself or others.
2. How one would say, "this always happens here" in Washington DC.

1. John: "Wow, I can't believe she dated me just to get my connections at the Pentagon."
Sarah: "Welcome to Washington."
2. Visiting friend: "Sorry I'm late. There was a protest in front of the White House which backed up traffic all the way to the beltway."
Friend: "Welcome to Washington"

by F.Underwood October 27, 2015

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The Washington Hot Pocket

The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.

Hey, I just gave a man the Washington Hot Pocket last night. It was good

by Random definition guy October 15, 2023

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California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington

The worst states. I’m sorry but they are bad. I’m a Cajun and have no use for these people.

(Don’t worry, there are lots of things out there in this world with Suck.)

California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington are full of morons

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 22, 2020

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Onalaska, Washington

A small, unincorporated community within Lewis County, Washington. The name for the town comes from the poem The Pleasures of Hope by Thomas Campbell.

I grew up in Onalaska, Washington and I personally liked it. It was much better than growing up in the big city.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

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Washington CPAP

When you run a hose from the tail pipe of your car through a window and duct tape the end of the hose to your mouth while revving the engine to expedite the end of life process.

Rob must have been really fed up with everything to do a Washington CPAP.

by Keeefers February 20, 2025

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