Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"
by Fullmetalf@g June 8, 2023
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Which is also known as Circumcise.
THey like to give handjobs occasionally to each other (especially men) hitler saw that as gay, and got rid of them.
Which is also known as Circumcise.
THey like to give handjobs occasionally to each other (especially men) hitler saw that as gay, and got rid of them.
JEWS (d)
HEY! IS THAT THE NEW TOY?
-Joh "YEAH ITS ONE OF THE JEWS (Hitlers Toy), YOU CAN PUT IN MUMS STOVE"
HEY! IS THAT THE NEW TOY?
-Joh "YEAH ITS ONE OF THE JEWS (Hitlers Toy), YOU CAN PUT IN MUMS STOVE"
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From a young child who is raised learning both english and spanish at the same time.
From a young child who is raised learning both english and spanish at the same time.
by BEATDOCTA January 20, 2020
Get the Ond toy mug.It’s that new land over in Disney’s Hollywood Studios that just opened and people are crazy about even though there’s not much and there’s a bunch of walls for gay instagramers.
Guy 1: Hey want to check out Toy Story Land?
Guy 2: No, there’s too many people including the gay instagramers and there’s not much sh!t to do there.
Guy 1: Oh, ok. Maybe when all the crowd dies down.
Guy 2: No, there’s too many people including the gay instagramers and there’s not much sh!t to do there.
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by TheJWA August 2, 2018
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