Patrick Statement

A statement that provides little to no importance, leaves the audience in confusion and is usually followed up with, “and then I found $20” to regain some attention to one’s self.

Hey guys! While was driving to work today, I saw this bird flying this morning pretty high in the sky.... and the I found $20! - that is a Patrick statement

by Professional Fur Handler August 25, 2018

Patrick spray

Noun: the first pee you take after ejaculation from anal sex. “Salt water” (the sea) and a “starfish” (Patrick)

“I’d rather snuggle, but I’ve got to go take a Patrick spray.”

“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.

by Hal2001 April 19, 2023

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

I Patrick Shwavyed so bad, when I found out that I was bullying a dead person's twin

by lolpussydeep December 17, 2019

Patrick Beaulieu

A sexy man

WOw! This guy is such a Patrick Beaulieu

by Meanoldme April 8, 2022

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yooo let’s get patrick shwavyd lol its lit

I got hella patrick shwavyd at the party last night dude

by Hotterthanatotter December 16, 2019

Patrick Griffo

Patrick is a gay starfish, likes m4s, and eats animals

patrick griffo is a wasteyute

by patsdad January 27, 2022

patrick star

hes a fat starfish who lives in a rock underthe sea

you look like patrick star

by Queenisbest July 31, 2022