Pain and stiffness in the jaw muscles resulting from aggressively eating pussy for long periods of time. Acute crotch jaw follows which results in the jaw becoming temporarily misaligned due to muscle inflammation. Symptoms usually subside within 4 to 24 hours without medical treatment, depending on the severity of the condition and how hard you cleaned the canoe.
"I literally had to push my fucking chin back into place from the crotch jaw I got going down on that bitch. Jesus Christ."
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Eric Sparrow: What do you say? One last trip around the neighborhood. Winner takes the tape.
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Get the Shovel Jaw mug.Common on college campus nationwide. Nature's way of letting you know the puke's on the way and to pray to the porcelain Jesus.
Los: *belch.....rubbing stomach*
Kev: ..yeah, so like was saying, I passed go and collected my two hund-....
Los: *sprints toward the bathroom*
Kev: Drip jaw, again. Fuckin rookie.
Kev: ..yeah, so like was saying, I passed go and collected my two hund-....
Los: *sprints toward the bathroom*
Kev: Drip jaw, again. Fuckin rookie.
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