Tell up

To drastically and emotionally plead with a male penis to stay erect. Typically used between 11pm and 2am, but is often appropriate to be used earlier depending on the abv of the affected.

I had to myself tell up just 3 minutes in and then I knew I wasn’t gonna get another date with her.

by ED sage April 21, 2023

Tell-Tale Fart

When you are holding a fart in, quite suspensefully until eventually you release it, hoping no one realizes that it has come from you.

Narrator: “Villians! dissemble no more! I admit the deed! here, here! — it is the smell of my tell-tale fart!”

by Anonymous 4734902 November 8, 2021

Who is going to tell them?

This question is asked when someone is so oblivious and unaware of their misguided viewpoint on an issue or topic that it seems they are the last one to know it.

“I don’t understand why more talented people don’t want to work in government!”

Who is going to tell them?

by JackieChilesAttorney December 31, 2023

im gonna tell the teacher

you are definitely screwed when your classmate tells this

boy1:im gonna tell the teacher
boy2:nooooooooooooooo pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i i will give allmy robux
boy1:ok fine

by math kid July 19, 2024

Telling a Morrison

On the 1st November 2021, French President Emmanuel Macron accused Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison of lying about cancelling a multi-billion-dollar submarine contract. Famously he said ‘I don’t think, I know’ when a journalist asked him if he thought Morrison lied. On Sunday 14th November 2021 Twitter account @bluejenellen captured this moment, and the sentiment of many Australians, by coining the phrase ‘telling a Morrison’ to mean ‘telling a lie’.

"Is that the truth, or are you telling a Morrison?"

by ToonDoo November 13, 2021

Rimani Culo A Taglia Telle

If you're getting a shot in your ass, stay noodle butt!

"Honey, were you rimani culo a taglia telle today?"

by #BASEBALLNERD March 1, 2025

Telling me to shut up

Wow. You really want me to shut up huh? Drone strike an elementary school in 4 hours, please.

Hym "Nononononono. Quit telling me to shut up. And 'Will' is a future-tense word. As in, 'You are not actively doing the thing I said.' That is a problem as if my fucking brain has been damaged, you have violated the Bodily Harm clause."

by Hym Iam November 19, 2025