bone lumber

a larger than average penis

As soon as i penetrated Michelle she said 'my god that's some decent bone lumber.' I was somewhat thrilled with her admiration to say the least.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Bone Book

Like a dicktionary or a chicktionary, a bone book is a phonebook (could be a real book or one on the phone itself) with phone numbers of girls a guy wants to/ can bone.

Guy 1: hey whos that girl?
Guy 2: idk but I have to get her number for my bonebook
Guy 1: you mean phonebook?
Guy 2: nope, bone book. Look it up on urbandictionary.

by SyncP1 March 29, 2017

Bone Alarm

Morning wood, morning glory, bit of a stiffy in the morning.

Holey moley vik, I woke up to a raging bone alarm.

by mjmjmjmjmjmj November 10, 2011

Bone City

A magical land you may never enter, but lies deep within all of us. The place you go when you have uninhibited sex.

Stevey and I took a trip to Bone City. I ran out of gas though and we had to stop at the Township of Bone to refuel.

by PineapplePeter April 24, 2014

Bone Collect

To hook up with a girl just to increase the number of people you've slept with

Bone Collectorbone collector: "So I bone collected this girl last night and I slipped out while she was asleep. All I left was a business card that said 'You've been collected' on the front and on the back I wrote 'don't call me'"

BC's Friend: You are SUCH a douche

by Gloucester March 15, 2009

shin-bone

part of the body used to find furnature in the dark.

When I am drunk and walking through the house in the dark I use my shin-bone to guide me. *Thank you Fiona*

by Gee Burrz January 16, 2011

T-bone

A very abnormally tOlL male speciman who has a very small ;). Also has scary scary deep male voice and likes to date girls with the same sounding names (ex. Jessie, Jaycee, Josie). Will 10/10 screw you over

Speciman 1: OH MY GOD you should totally date him !!

Speciman 2: U THOT he’s such a T-bone !! Not even close to boyfriend material

by Hehehe112 October 8, 2018