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Da logical "next step" in playful semi-intimacy after da "shnugglez or shnooglez?" intro when interacting wif a cute chick; it involves asking her whether she wants you to either gently apply yer fingernails to her back or affectionately knead her shoulders.
Huge marshmallow-hearted guy, preparing to apply da "lovin' hands" to a hot chick who's stretched out face-down on da couch: "Ya want SCRITCHIEZ or SCRUNCHIEZ?"
Gal, giggling in drowsily-contented amusement: "Both, please --- first scritchiez between my shoulder-blades and on down da middle of my back, and then scrunchiez all over my upper back and da back of my neck."
by QuacksO January 20, 2026
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House of Sprits

Also known as the voices, bullshit or the bullshit machine it is a game the Officers and CPOs in the Coast Guard use to get fragmented phrases through repetition in your mind. Mainly used as a put down or to scare someone out of the service. It first started in Sector San Juan.
Chief: You know what they are using on him right?

JO: Yes, “house of sprits” or using the voice machine ie electronic harassment to scare him out of advancement again. Hahahaha.
by Cats are all gray now January 10, 2025
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Chug a sprite

*talking behind her back*

Sisi: Oh my gosh I hate Sana
Kaelynn: Yeah she should go chug a sprite
by 13r March 28, 2025
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Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island

Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island
Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island
by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
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