The act of a girl hershey squirting on a guys face. Then in return you shall jizz on her face then you make out with her.
by MrWankpants October 30, 2017
3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!
Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.
by Steven Skibidoviç October 03, 2024
A colloquial version of "Diarrhea of the word-processor", a quote from author Stephen King. It refers to a party whom types very long paragraphs. Applies best to those whom choose to write 'novels' in sms/text messages.
by Sh3p007 October 29, 2022
The act of shoving multiple bell peppers into your partners vagina while simultaneously guessing the color of each bell pepper one by one this act can be amped up by having your partners bloody squirt temporarily blind you
by Poxxum May 20, 2024
The act of ejaculating inside of a woman just a little bit(only the first “squirt” or two that comes out), and then pulling out late to make it seem like you fully pulled out. The “first squirt” is often used to baby-trap a very attractive female who’s only form of contraception is telling the man to pull out.
Me: “Bro did you creampie that dime piece u hooked up with from the bar last night?”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”
by DanMarinoJr September 20, 2022
Trusted buddy who helps you achieve orgasam when it’s not happening with your current sexual partners.
by Buddahcandy February 01, 2022
A vessel of such pure beauty that a man or woman physically excretes bodily fluid from the nether regions in pure
excitement.
excitement.
by womb raider August 09, 2017