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Shane

Shane is a toxic toxic man. A man who will definitely break your heart and a man who lies and goes behind you back. Do not go forward with a Shane.
Girl: Gurl guess what a bitch ain't single no more

Friend: OMG GURL who is this man

Girl: his name is Shane

Friend: gurl run that's a toxic man. That's a Shane
by Gee Aaa November 23, 2021
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Shane

The name of the most amazing person I have ever met! The most amazing person anyone could be so lucky to meet. He knows exactly what to say and do in intense and dangerous situations, and makes it look easy. He’s very handsome, has the thickest thighs, XXXL hands, big ol bubble but, and the biggest heart you’d ever seen! Very intelligent, but gets very little credit for how much he knows. Incredibly selfless and generous, regardless of what’s going on in his life. The best protector, boy friend, BFF, coach, tutor, father, “step dad Gary” to my 3 girls, and is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I wish I had met him sooner! Very patient with woman he’s dating, even if they’re self destructive, and look for ways to break up. Very loyal and trustworthy, willing to help anyone, anytime, anyplace. He knows how to make everything feel special. And when the women he’s dating really get out of line, he doesn’t hesitate to put them over his knee, and give them a hard, well deserved spanking, that I know I desired more than my next five minutes of oxygen. My only complaint about Shane is that he didn’t spank me often enough, hard enough, or long enough. He knows how to make you feel desired without sex, but when he does, it’s pure bliss!
I should’ve listened to Shane since day 1!!! Without him, I feel like I’m suffocating!
by Incompetent December 10, 2020
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He has a fucking big dick and he's a fucking god
Shane ist just perfect in every way he's e fucking big dick legend
by BigDShane November 22, 2021
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Alex+Shane

Its the term for when an Alex and a Shane love each other but are both to scared to say anything to each other.
by Saucage runf November 22, 2021
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Big Shane from the hill, you instantly look at him and think “radgie” he is a man of many words and loves a bit off fanny, beware ladies predator p is in the hill
Yo ‘shane’ pass the spliff wor skid
by Toon Army November 22, 2021
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Shane is my boyfriend and i love him shane if you see this just know that you are mine and only mine joris and max and assem and john and leo aint got nothing on me i know you would love it if we did something kinky
Shane is the bomb unlike any other
by UrsTrulyLucas November 22, 2021
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What a stupid shane
by moblit November 22, 2021
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