Penguine Shuffle

The act of clentching your ass cheeks together and taking short steps while waddling to avoid anal leakage, or to prevent further blowouts.

Upon waking up after a long night of drinking I had to do the penguine shuffle all the way to the bathroom so I didnt shit my pants.

by super special E March 13, 2010

Shame Shuffle

The rapid cover-up that ensues when a couple engaging in sexual acts is about to be happened upon by an outsider. The cover-up is erratic and poorly executed by the shamed couple, resulting in an awkward shuffle.

I went to call my brother and his girlfriend for dinner and I could hear them doing the shame shuffle as I knocked on the door.

by Tengodonde July 13, 2011

Lip Shuffle

A term for cunnilingus, or more commonly known as A Lick Out, Going Down etc.

"He expects me to put out with the mouth but when was the last time he did the Lip Shuffle?"

by Tisbraw August 1, 2018

Melbourne Shuffle

Stacking two or more girls on top of each other in the doggy position then penetrating and switching from one different vagina/ass to another. Not unlike shuffling cards.

Brooh, I took home these two chicks, got em drunk and by the end of the night I was doing the Melbourne Shuffle on them, it was awesome!

by Maldeous July 14, 2010

Panebianco Shuffle

When a person crawls into his sisters bedroom, dressed as his father, and rapes his sister.

Mikey P. pulled a panebianco shuffle last night.

by sullivan January 22, 2003

anorexic shuffle

A backwards walk, sudden slowdown, seamless turn, or silent exit made when someone who's socially anorexic (shy,anxious around others) leaves a group of people in an unannounced and unnoticed way; usually when walking but not necessarily.

Jill and the others were heading towards the restaurant when suddenly she did an anorexic shuffle and disappeared.
No one noticed she was gone until they arrived there.

by Jerry H. December 15, 2008

Shuffle Hoe

Where someone is strutting very slowly, and the steps they take are so small that they could trip over a pebble. They do this by keeping their feet together and sticking out their buttocks; in this fashion they strut.
Usually they like wearing bright colors, high heels, and tight clothing, thus 'Hoe'. The heels put stress on their spine making it harder for them to move, and causes them to fling their torso and arms about, making it impossible to get around them.

Oh no, you better get around that quick before that shuffle hoe gets in your way or you'll be here all day.

by I Am Job May 14, 2010