A person typically older woman doused in perfume, or large man, who walks up to the cashier many times during busy hours, normally at a gas station and rudely throws a handful (10 or more) unscratched barcode lotto tickets to be checked. Usually with the ratio of 1 out of 10 cards being a $1-$5 winner.
by HalloweenDJdude May 08, 2021
A roach so big that it look like two roaches died on top of each other like Jack and Rose in the Titanic
by ShaShabbaRanks July 21, 2014
oh your a Micheal Roach
by savage mike the III December 14, 2017
A person who never wants to finish the blunt and when they do they keep it to create another blunt later
“Jack is such a diet roach”
“Jack is such a diet roach”
by Feliciaglams July 22, 2020
A Canadian Jeopardy! icon. Friendly and bubbly off the stage, but an absolute steamroller on it.
One of only three people to have led James Holzhauer going into Final Jeopardy!
One of only three people to have led James Holzhauer going into Final Jeopardy!
“I was talking to this person before my game, and they were so friendly and excited… and then utterly decimated me.”
“You ran into Mattea Roach, didn’t you?”
“How did you know?”
“You ran into Mattea Roach, didn’t you?”
“How did you know?”
by jeopardoge April 21, 2024
A roach clip dick is something that a narcissistic chauvinistic male has, and because of it, they are usually sexually insecure and dysfunctional because they put too much stock into their pathetically tiny malformed sexual organ. They seek to constantly cover up their shortcomings because they need tweezers to hold it to pee because their man is literally the size of a roach clip from a blunt.
by Dem Applez October 27, 2022
When -TI- Realizes they are too garbage to push a cartel so they sit on 800m rocks and shoot people in the back
by FUck TI December 29, 2018