puppy rodeo

An action in which a puppy takes a chew toy hostage by grabbing hold with its teeth and front paws, tilts on its side, and uses its pelvis to slowly thrust, gradually gaining speed until it is until there is no way of stopping it.

Holy shit dude, your fucking dog is pulling a puppy rodeo!

by Pugboners March 8, 2017

puppy muffin

a fat walmart citizen, on the scooter with enough muffin top to serve all the street dogs

puppy muffin mama is coming to her puppy muffin baybay

by yodogspjs May 22, 2018

Stinky Puppy

A term for someone who smells rather peculiar but they are also very attractive

Damn sarah looks good today, but she is a stinky puppy

by Ranripoff November 8, 2019

Puppy sauce

You’re just a smaller version of me but you still have that sauce. You are good but not as good as me or them.

You’re puppy sauce. They are puppy sauce in this game.

by Littlelee March 13, 2023

Lap puppy

A female or male person who likes to give oral pleasure at a moments notice ,and begs to be dominated to the pleasure of their dominant partner..

Male or female lap puppies like to feel the need and want of their perspective dominant..

They have a primal craving of affection through the giving of oral pleasure to their partner..

My girl Alice is a great lap puppy she doesn’t beg for food or anything..

Going to my girls she needs her lap puppy..

by Highducky May 6, 2022

Puppy Mine

One of the many names for the poop that comes from man's best friend, the humble Dog.

"Look out, puppy mine inbound!" *dog poos*

"Puppy mine field up ahead!" *Puts shoes on*

by rynomuncher October 7, 2012

dirt puppy

A low level street criminal who believes they are more important than they are. They are usually addicted, dirty, unkempt and are of below average intelligence.

Look are that street urchant walking up and down the block all day looking for a way to get his fix.

Yea that dude is a straight dirt puppy!!

by Sapporo December 19, 2015