When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!
“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?
AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”
AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”
by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020
Get the PINCH one FLUSH onemug. by cacaeater2000 May 31, 2023
Get the higa de tu pinche madremug. When your driving to Atlanta and hit a guard rail after a deer ran passed you on the highway and upon impacting the guard rail, the deployment of the airbag causes you to shit your pants.
by Killpulse October 2, 2018
Get the pinching off an Ianmug. I only meant to take one cookie from the jar, but I couldn't resist a piggy pinch and ended up taking two.
I offered my friend some of my chocolate bar, but he ended up piggy-pinching half of the bar.
The word Piggy Pincher can be used as a more friendly way of saying greedy. Hey piggy pincher, don't eat all my chocolate!
I offered my friend some of my chocolate bar, but he ended up piggy-pinching half of the bar.
The word Piggy Pincher can be used as a more friendly way of saying greedy. Hey piggy pincher, don't eat all my chocolate!
by UKDaynes May 5, 2024
Get the Piggy Pinchmug. To take a huge dump. Number 2.
by Dank1chillin August 25, 2021
Get the pinch cablemug. by Holmie G November 17, 2014
Get the One inch pinchmug. by big hick nutz April 4, 2019
Get the Pinchmug.