Perching

When a males penis is so small that it rests on top of his ballsack

Anthony had a tough time getting with girls because of the fact his penis is perching on his balls

by Thee percher January 8, 2025

Perchillywigger

You, a black guy, a mexican, anyone I don't like

WHY DON'T YOU STICK TO YOUR GODDAMN TACOS, PERCHILLYWIGGER

by Momfat January 11, 2025

Percerate

Extreme pain, particularly about penetration in any context

"This fart percerated my asshole."

"Jamal percerated my boy Yungsmile's ass."

"he threatened to percerate my soul."

"Dom percerated his car through the snow bank."

by Lioskip January 25, 2026

Percerate

Extreme pain, particularly about penetration in any context

"This fart percerated my asshole."

"Jamal percerated my boy Yungsmile's ass."

"he threatened to percerate my soul."

"Dom percerated his car through the snow bank."

by Lioskip January 25, 2026

Perchanceasaurus

Perchanceasaurus is slang for perchance with a neat and nifty spin

I Perchanceasaurus rex may have forgotten my inputs

by BREDREN BACKUPPER February 7, 2026

Percent

A very strange creature, reminiscent of the character Bibi from the game Brawl Stars. They live only in one city, Vologda, in Russia. They are hostile to humans and hunt for those who have the maximum rank on their Brawl Stars account on Bibi. Their main weapon is bits, but they can use large bubbles made of chewing gum. Legend has it that when Supercell releases a hypercharged skin for Bibi, a giant percent will appear, and the city of Vologda will be wiped off the face of the earth.

Yesterday, a crowd of percents was chasing me, I barely escaped, - person with max rank Bibi.

by ShAiTan_hecker_ahoh March 14, 2025

Perception Genocide

The gradual destruction of one’s ability to see or feel things authentically, usually caused by overstimulation, comparison, and the constant hunger for “more.” A silent collapse of real experience—where meaning is replaced with desire, and clarity with noise.

After scrolling through curated lives and filtered truths all day, I couldn’t even enjoy the sunset. It’s like I’ve gone through perception genocide.

by paperwound April 9, 2025