Peanut butter carpet

To describe someones thick arse hair.

If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.

My arse hair is like a peanut butter carpet

by Banditheeler July 29, 2022

Peanut butter cock

A “peanut butter cock” refers to a penis that has been playfully dunked or slathered in peanut butter, often for the express purpose of being licked, savored, or worshipped like a decadent dessert. Best enjoyed in a consensual, adventurous setting with a love for snacks and smirks.

Stefano walked into the bedroom with nothing but a grin and a jar of Jif — it was clear someone was about to get a taste of his peanut butter cock.

by Ninasingapur June 22, 2025

peanut butter waffle

elias likes to suck his wang

elias likes to suck his wang all night long. he is a choo chogger

by Jµeíδ May 1, 2004

My Right Buttcheek feels Like A Hollowed Peanut Butter Cup

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My Right Buttcheek feels Like A Hollowed Peanut Butter Cup

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Virginia Peanut Butter

A sub-class of Truffle Butter with a significantly higher fluid ratio from the stink than the pink.

I’m never taking a girl out to Taco Bell again, my dick was dripping in Virginia Peanut Butter!

by mrvirginpeantubutter September 17, 2021

Peanut Butter Shuffle

When you are finished taking a dump, but there isn't anything you can use to wipe nearby, and you waddle cheeks spread to find toilet paper.

Guy 1: What is he doing?
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...

by DangerFinger June 28, 2015

Peanut Butter Special

A style of fellatio where the person performing wraps his/her lips around the base of the shaft, and begins to maneuver their tongue and throat in a clicking motion as if they have just eaten a PB and J sandwich and are trying to get the remains unstuck from the roof of their mouth.

“Dude I’ve never cum as hard as I did when she gave me that Peanut Butter Special!”

by Payday420 January 3, 2022