by YEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEA April 14, 2020
It means a girl who you liked, and liked you back. But things are just complicated and confusing. You’re not sure if you even had a thing, but people saw you as a couple. And it’s just whatever now :/
Bro 1: Bro look at the girl, she’s hella hot.
Bro 2: Don’t even think about it, she was my could-be-girlfriend.
Bro 1: Oof I’ll back off
Bro 2: Don’t even think about it, she was my could-be-girlfriend.
Bro 1: Oof I’ll back off
by Oofmaster100 March 23, 2019
This is used when the man in question is making a bad decision. The girlfriend has the right to enforce a veto.
Bf: I'm going out with my friends. Were cliff jumping today!
Gf: Youre gonna die. That's a total girlfriend veto.
Gf: Youre gonna die. That's a total girlfriend veto.
by LizzieLustmord November 26, 2017
When a girl and a boy find out they like each other and start dating. They will love each other and promise to not cheat on each other.
Girl 1- OMG. They make such a good couple.
Boy- Now, that's the definition of boyfriend and girlfriend.
Girl 2- Like, totally.
Boy- Now, that's the definition of boyfriend and girlfriend.
Girl 2- Like, totally.
by Just stating the truth April 20, 2017
She asked if I had a girlfriend, so I told her it's complicated, I'm dating Schrödinger's girlfriend.
by Reverend Moonshine May 25, 2023
A girl who seems amazing when you see her in a club, but falls to pieces the minute you get her home
Bill: "Did you go home with that girl last night? She looked AMAZING!"
Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"
Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"
Bob: "Yup"
Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"
Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"
Bob: "Yup"
by mung_bean November 17, 2015
when you and your female friend exhibit romantic feelings and interactions but have mutually decided not to date. this different from when you're with a fuckboy and he doesn't answer the "what are we?" question. in this situation, you both know what you are: friends that really like each other but don't want to take any more steps.
by sassy gay dork February 26, 2017