When your woman angers you in such a manner that the only repercussion for her is to hit her with a sack of oranges. The reason why a sack is used is to prevent noticible bruises and marks to be seen.
"Today my old lady told me to take out the trash while i was playing WOW so i decided to give her The Jess Treatment with Florida's best.
by Fernandon August 27, 2008
by the busdriver April 08, 2010
Noun: A rare breed of ginger. Generally inclined to raw fish and seems to run on its own schedule. Time does not play a value in the Jess Ward's daily brain functions. A Jess Ward is prone to getting into life altering situations. In most cases the Jess Ward has very little tolerance and is always at high risk of "Blacking Out."
Verb: To have very little value of time perception and awareness
Verb: To have very little value of time perception and awareness
(n) "Look at that Jess Ward"
(n) "I totally pulled a Jess Ward last night and made my friends miss the train"
(v) I just Jess Warded, now everyone hates me."
(n) "I totally pulled a Jess Ward last night and made my friends miss the train"
(v) I just Jess Warded, now everyone hates me."
by NickJustine April 30, 2012
a slightly large fellow. he tends to waddle slightly when he walks, and drools while giving an extremely vacant stare. see also gay baker
by jacks package February 05, 2010
the hottest guy eva 2 walk on this ugly - man infested earth!!
he is so hot!
hes my bf
i love u jesse marry me
he is so hot!
hes my bf
i love u jesse marry me
by milz April 24, 2005
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