Bone Alarm

Morning wood, morning glory, bit of a stiffy in the morning.

Holey moley vik, I woke up to a raging bone alarm.

by mjmjmjmjmjmj November 10, 2011

bone babe

The girls in marching band that everyone likes. Only the funniest, smartest, and most attractive women in the marching band qualify to be bone babes (and it helps if they play trombone).

mmmmmm! how bout that batch of bone babes we got this year? NOICE!

bone babes go down!

bone babes make the best cookies!

by averagejoe724 March 16, 2011

boning down

Fucking!

They broke up a few months ago, but they're still boning down!

by if6wus9 September 17, 2013

corn bone

The corn bone is the center of the corn vegital, it is exremely hard to eat, but after blood, sweat, and many tears, i have confirmed that it IS edible. The corn bone is VERY tasty, but! not as tasty as the corn vegital. now i know what you are thinking " MY MY MAIL MAN! HOW CAN WE BE SURE THAT YOU KNOW THE SECRETS OF THY corn bone HOW CAN WE TRUST YOU WITH ARE LIVES?" Well, i can assure you, i do indeed hold the secrets of the c o r n b o n e you need not fear, for you are in safe hands, you see i hold the suns garbage bag of secrets. Yes! i know! but it is true! i have indeed fooledthe sun into thinking im its dad! no need to fear for i have the secrets. it is very tasty and you have to need to think twice YOU HAVE TO EAT THE CORN BONE TO LIVE.

Oh wow i love myself a good corn bone!

by the garbage bag of secrets June 26, 2019

bone lumber

a larger than average penis

As soon as i penetrated Michelle she said 'my god that's some decent bone lumber.' I was somewhat thrilled with her admiration to say the least.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Bone Collect

To hook up with a girl just to increase the number of people you've slept with

Bone Collectorbone collector: "So I bone collected this girl last night and I slipped out while she was asleep. All I left was a business card that said 'You've been collected' on the front and on the back I wrote 'don't call me'"

BC's Friend: You are SUCH a douche

by Gloucester March 15, 2009

T-bone

A very abnormally tOlL male speciman who has a very small ;). Also has scary scary deep male voice and likes to date girls with the same sounding names (ex. Jessie, Jaycee, Josie). Will 10/10 screw you over

Speciman 1: OH MY GOD you should totally date him !!

Speciman 2: U THOT he’s such a T-bone !! Not even close to boyfriend material

by Hehehe112 October 8, 2018