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nine wipes

where you have your cat in the bathroom while you take a dook.
I tried to get the cat out of the bathroom because i needed to take a duece but the little fucker bit me, so i was forced to take a nine wipes with him.
by bluelagoon January 15, 2010
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Nine Iron Rescue

The operation performed by a wife who is waiting in the driveway for her husband with either a glof club or a similar such item after she discovered he has been skanking around with some bimbo. (Ala Tiger Woods wife).
Office guy #1 Did you see Joe's car and Joe's face? What the hell happend did he get into a wreck ?

Guy #2. No his wife found out about Destiny and was waiting for him when he got home. As soon as he pulled into the driveway his wife performed a nine iron rescue.
by Nickola100 February 25, 2010
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Nine-Side

The act of throwing a small, hard object, preferably a nine-sided die at one's exposed toes, in the hopes of hitting the knuckle of the toe, inciting a rather painful experience on the victim.
Guy 1: "NINE-SIDE" Proceeds to throw the die at his friends toe.
Guy 2: "OMG!!! I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT SHI*"
by TheMan1211 January 16, 2011
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Nine to Fiving

When a male or female who is excessively flirting with someone. The use of nine to five comes from a job, putting time in or doing work.
Yo Ian is nine to fiving right now.
by starkhitecture January 22, 2011
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nine ball knuckle shuffle

playing with one's balls.
I saw Tommy doing the nine ball knuckle shuffle yesterday in his room. He really needs to stop jacking off on weekdays.
by Stickee Fingaz September 22, 2013
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Oh-Nine Factor

Equal to 0.000000001%. An extremely low probability of something occurring. Was seen in Neon Genesis Evangelion.
The chance of this working is 0.000000001%, or pathetically enough an Oh-Nine Factor.
by DarthShinji January 25, 2014
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california nine

A woman on the one to ten scale of hotness that would rate a ten in any other other than California where her level of hotness only rates her a nine.
Dude 1: Hey, check out that girl, she's totally a ten.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me!?! She's a California nine! You aren't from around here are you?
by Nome de Guerre July 7, 2014
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