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Noah is a Person who knows everything about you and will find out everything. He was hurt By his 1st Love. He will Never forget her, they should be belong togheter. Sometimes he is agressive when the struggle begins. He never trust people out there. Also Noah is clever cool and a sexy guy with style.
Look there is Noah

I think he needs his girlfriend back.
Oh Lord he is so cool, thats noah
Noah by Pabloescobar1 January 7, 2017
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Noah is a great friend who has a big and warm heart. He called God's Brother, no, but he feels that way. He believes in God and he always stands up for people and help them. He never wants anything bad to others. He always takes it easy when really an ordinary man
would become angry.
-Hi
-Hello
-You are kind as a Noah
-Thanks, I knew it🙏
Noah by Din mamma på pizza December 12, 2016
A snitch who plays games in class
Noah's in trouble again
Noah by 1234567890pokijhgfd March 14, 2017
/ˈˌnōə/
name

1) A very weird human being (if he's human at all). He is the kind of guy who eats plastic fruit and keeps a raccoon that he found in the driveway eating broken glass as a pet. Noah likes to look at himself in the mirror with women's clothes on... creepy... He also tries to get women by bragging about how many gallons of raw eggs he can down in 20 minutes. He's a demon on the dance floor, though. This man invented the Double-Fidget-Spinner-Hoverboard-Airhorn-360-Noscope-Dabbing-Backflip-Whip. Seriously.

verb

1) to try to dab while riding your pet dog like a horse.

2) to be an overall terrible human being.
1) Did you see Noah eat that butterfly? Creepy.

2) Dude, don't go all Noah on us
Noah by PseudonymSid December 27, 2017
that boy didn’t build an ark he BUILT like an ark tho . also, noah gay as hell. he’s big hungry all the time with his cookie monster pants. noah tried too hard to be funny and should chill out because he has a small dick. noah also always wants gas and drank.
guy 1: “bro why is he trying so hard to be funny!?”
guy 2: “idk but he built like an ark too so i bet he’s a noah “
guy 1: “u right”
Noah by hunnnn January 9, 2018
Annoying and very loud
Noah ate my spaghetti
Noah by Not me Charles June 8, 2018
Noah is the kind of guy who u think is cute but ends up to be a lying asshole. He is a jerk to his friends and doesn't love his girlfriends.
OMG ITS NOAH AGAIN