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Mormon Fuckboi

A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.

Will ask for nudes.

Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
Megan: Garrett is a Mormon Fuckboi.
Kortni: So is Theo!!
by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016
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Mormon Fuckboi

A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.

Will ask for nudes.

Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
Megan: Garrett is a Mormon Fuckboi.
Kortni: So is Theo!!
by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016
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Mormon Fuckboi

A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.

Will ask for nudes.

Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
Megan: Garrett is a Mormon Fuckboi.
Kortni: So is Theo!!
by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016
mugGet the Mormon Fuckboi mug.

Mormon Fuckboi

A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.

Will ask for nudes.

Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
Megan: Garrett is a Mormon Fuckboi.
Kortni: So is Theo!!
by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016
mugGet the Mormon Fuckboi mug.

Mormon Speedball

A combination of Dayquil plus Nyquil.

(Courtesy of EIS)
A: Did you hear about Justin?

B; No, why?
A: He got all fucked up on a mormon speedball and streaked through a police station singing "funky town",,,
B: Fucking Mormon Speedballs, Not even once.
by neuro_nick January 2, 2017
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Mormon Valley Dodgeball

The act of anally stimulating a woman, and upon reaching climax, pulling your erect penis out of her anal cavity, placing your testicles inside of her sphincter, and releasing your load on her back.
"I totally Mormon Valley Dodgeballed that chick from my church last night"
"How was it?"
"Stinky."
by FatherToothpaste January 20, 2017
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Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon

The act of going to mormon.org and trolling ONE missionary for an entire 3 hours without them leaving
Bill: Hey man, you wanna study for that math test?

Killroy: Forget the test! Tonight, I'm gunna beat the Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon.
by duplicitycommon October 24, 2011
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