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Mexican Love Bat

A type of weapon originating from Mexico. Used to bash people, but in far worse ways than the standard baseball bat. A Mexican Love Bat consists of a normal baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, and than covered in superglue and broken glass. Although little glass remains after a few hits of a soft fleshy target, the barbed wire will still give the person being hit a spiky delight.
That guy just stole my pot, let's show him the Mexican Love Bat.
by TheCanadianGuy2 June 24, 2009
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Mexican Magic Trick

A random switch from straight to gay that can happen in matter of seconds.
Jose pulled a mexican magic trick on everyone
by EA MMA October 21, 2010
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mexican apartment

A small platform above a staircase in a house, or any other tiny, inaccessable room.
Pedro couldn't afford the rundown 1-bedroom apartment in the ghetto, so he rented out the Mexican apartment above the Jones' staircase for ten dollars a month.
by Nirvana_Girl June 9, 2011
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Mexican Dirty Bomb

Taking a large dump so foul smelling that it is suspected of being part of a Mexican terrorist attack. Unlike a actual terrorist Dirty Bomb using radioactive material this is the Mexican equivalent using bean fueled Poo.
OMG stay away from the bathroom ! Dave set off a Mexican Dirty Bomb in there and it is unsafe for living creatures.
by PappySmear October 21, 2011
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Angry Mexican Waitress

When you cum into a girl's mouth and she spits it into her vagina and gets pregnant.
"Oh shit, she didn't swallow! She did an Angry Mexican Waitress. Now I gotta pay child support."
by Juanita004803283 March 6, 2010
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mexican bubblebath

When you fart and you're in the bath tub, and all the bubbles float to the top very slowly, and then when it hits the top, you can smell your own brand.
Mary made a mexican bubblebath when she was in the tub, and passed out after the bubbles surfaced, releasing the noxious odor.
by meggie0688 December 11, 2007
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Mexican Tornado

A group of 5 or more mexican landscapers with blowers and rakes on the side of the road creating a Tornado of leaves for all to pass through.
You're driving down a windy sidestreet when all of the sudden everything gets all crazy. Leaves are everywhere, you can't see clearly. You hear a loud obnoxious noise You are in the eye of a mexican tornado. Drive quickly but don't hit any of the mexican landscapers.
by Bingle Bangle Tigre November 15, 2006
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