Mattress Mack

A Houstonian legend that won 75 million dollars from the Astros winning the World Series. Mattress Mack is a G.

Brayden: Hey did you hear that the Phillies fans were taunting the Houstonian legend, Mattress Mack?
Me: Yeah, I know. Don't mess with Mack!

by VezinaIgor31 November 11, 2022

Mack

A kindred guy with the sweetest personality! Sure, he can be chaotic at times, but that's something to expect from a Mack! Once you get to know him, you'll see how weird and cool he can be. Mack's are also quite attractive, and some instantly fall for him! If you ever befriend one, make sure that you NEVER lose him!

Person 1: Hey, did you see Mack the other day?
Person 2: OMG, yess!! He's literally the best person on this planet!!!!

by Justice for Mack May 11, 2022

mack moser

a fat twerp that likes to suck on men’s feet and swallow their cum

that dude is such a mack moser

by bladesofgrass May 21, 2022

mack Marx

fucks Alex d every night

I mack Marx Alex d

by mjiggles77777 May 22, 2022

McRib from Mack Donals

Code for “Goat Dick”, used by fetishists primarily in Western countries. Due to the overwhelming stigma attached, the user of the phrase will only respond to others with similar interest, who will acknowledge with the phrase “I own a pair of rubber boots”

“ I want a McRib from Mack Donals”
“I own a pair of rubber boots, you down to fill them?”
“Hell yeah, let’s get this on, brother!”
“Did you just assume my gender?”

by Dave’s not here man April 20, 2022

MACK

An acronym for when you intake Molly, Acid, and Coke, and ketamine all at the same time.

Man, Angie is fucked up right now.. she’s on a MACK.

by Partygirl2000 March 9, 2022

Mack

The most stupid person ever to exist. He sends dick picks to his mother at night. He has never felt the touch of a woman besides his mom. He is the person who hides in the group not telling anyone that he watches his mom on porn hub. He always wishes that he can fuck his mom.

Wow watching my moms porn you Mack.

by ChunkyMotherLove March 23, 2022