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Milf-by-date

A milf who used to be hot but has become too old and loses her milfness, past her date with which she can still be a milf
Guy 1: Hey check out the milf down the aisle, I really want to get with her

Guy 2: Hate to break it to you but shes past her Milf-by-date
by milfs at the gym October 15, 2010
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milf

originally 'mother I'd like to fuck' usage has broadened to any hot chick.
what a milf.
by bob toben March 22, 2014
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Helenafied [milf]

Yo man, did you see Gunther's mom? She's straight Helenafied milf.
by Halftime Headwringer May 28, 2009
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MILF

1) The Moro Islamic Liberation Front. This group is an Islamic insurgency in the southern Phillipines.

2) Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
Hey, did you hear about the terrorist attack in Manila by the MILF. Yeah, the MILF is full of suicide bombers.

Oh yeah, and there are a bunch of MILFs in Manila, too.
by mandavoshka July 28, 2010
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milfeulle

Surrected by teenboy of gamefaqs. It was love at first sight.
User: You're a lucky guy teen.
Teeny: Yep.
Mil: :D
by LUEshi April 16, 2005
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Fake MILF

A woman who looks like a milf from behind or from a distance, but is actually quite ugly when you see her up close and she is not a milf at all.
Person 1: Hmm, that woman with the pram looks hot. She's a real milf.

*Woman turns around*

Person 2: Na, look how ugly she is - she's a fake milf.
by MichaelToTheJ December 28, 2008
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milf

monkeys initiate lovely freepingfreeper
Oh man, milfing monkeys need to get shot
by satanlikessquirrels March 7, 2005
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