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Jenga-log

A log in a bonfire that is perceived to be movable, but when displaced leads to the total destruction of said bonfire.
Jon stood up to adjust the logs in the bonfire, but he grabbed a Jenga-log and the bonfire was decimated.
by PhillyCheese87 July 19, 2009
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speed logging

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.
I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!
by gatorfeeder February 5, 2014
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Log Wheels

A vehicle, commonly of mediocre value, that sports a set of tyres that cause serious speed problems for speed freaks and road runners.
Bill: Why is my car so slow?

Dan: You ever thought that maybe you have log wheels.
by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011
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Decorative Log

Intentionally leaving a turd in the toilet, for others to view and be amazed by
Lucy left Duncan a decorative log.

'Wow!' Duncan said 'what's gone into that?!'
by Barneyfowell June 22, 2016
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sprog log

When someone consumes copious amounts of seaman via their anus that their next stool is majority seaman.
Mel: I have been taking it up the backdoor so much lately im shitting nothing but sprog logs.
by Adzey_jenno July 2, 2016
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penis logged

This is a term to be used when someone is un-godly gay! The term refers to someone haveing so much semen in their butt it hardens, sort of like a log in their rectum, not allowing them to poop for several days.
Trevor (aka Cock Masta) you are so gay you are penis logged
by Uranyl October 31, 2004
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bust a log

To have a shit
Steve - ''mate i really gotta bust a log''
Paul - ''go ahead boss just dont leave a floater in my toilet ok''
by Reading, Berkshire December 20, 2008
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